| Hey Musicians and Other Penniless People | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is a webpage devoted to music and musicians | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
Here are some good jokes that i picked up here and there: Grouped by victims The Conductor: If you walked into a room with a gun and only two bullets to find Adolf Hitler, Joesph Stalin and a conductor, who do you shoot? The conductor, twice. How much does a good conductor weigh? 31 ounces, not counting the urn A plane is flying to a European Conductor's conference, when it crashes. The good news: It crashed into the Atlantic and everyone died The Bad news: There were 3 empty seats The Woodwinds: How do you get two flutes to play in tune? Shoot one How do you get two oboes to play in tune? Shoot both What's the difference between a trampoline and an oboe? You don't have to take your shoes off before you jump on the oboe The Sax: Why do no Altos switch to soprano? Nowhere to hide the drugs< br> What's the difference between a seamstress and an alto? one tucks up the frills How many Tenors does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't get that high The Brass: What's the differnces between shoe insoles and a trumpet player? One bucks up the feet How many low brassists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd prefer to act macho and stub their toes The drummer: What do you call a drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless How many Drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they have machines that do that now I'll be putting more on soon, check back later. I'd also like to thank my musically disclined friends for their jokes: Martin, JJ, Luke, Angie, Jessica, Chris and James And........If you have any funny jokes that aren't here, e-mail them to me at the address below, and i'll put them on. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'm doing a poll of the best songs of all time. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
It's a very big poll. Gigantic Poll. I'm polling to get the best song of all time. Moonlight Sonatina? Canon in D? YMCA? E-mail your vote to the address below and let your voice be heard!!!! If i get enough votes, i'll do some different categories Here's how it's going so far....... Canon in D (Pachabel's Canon)-2 Moonlight Sonatina-3 Macarena-1 Zoot Suit Riot-3 Stop (Spice Girls)-1 Well get your votes in now!!!!! Stop reading!!!!! Vote!!!!!! Fine, DON'T LISTEN TO ME!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| This Section is empty | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
I have no idea what to put in this section | Help!!!!! If you ahve an idea, e-mail me, or send a physic message Thanx
|
Favourite links
|
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||
|
This page has been visited
|